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Title: Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow
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Blog Entry: For those people who may be wondering why their internet connection is so slow, the following may answer some of your questions. - Text on Web pages display as Morse Code. - Graphics arrive via FedEx. - You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput - You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later. - Your credit card expires while ordering on-line. - Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989. - You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong". - Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump. - You receive e-mails with stamps on them. - You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.