Hot Tartar Sauce

1 cup mayonnaise or Miracle whip
2 tablespoons minced parsley
1 to 2 tablespoons minced dill pickle or sweet relish
1 to 2 tablespoons minced onion
1 tablespoon bottled capers
1 tablespoon minced pimento-stuffed olives
1 jalapeno pepper with half the seeds discarded and minced or 1 teaspoon
hot taco sauce or 1/4 teaspoon crushed red peppers

In small bowl with fork, stir all together until well mixed.